If you can boil water, you can brew beer
--Old homebrew saying

From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world
--St. Arnulf, Bishop of Metz

I recommend bread, meat, vegetables, and beer
--Sophocles

Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour; teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime
--Masthead motto of American Brewer

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love
--13th century ordnance - Augsburg, Germany

Some of my best friends are beers
--Seen on an Old Chicago Brewing Company button
--At the 1998 Great American Beer Festival

Some days I drink beer to celebrate a new love, others an old friend; sometimes just because the refrigerator is still working
--Unknown

I drink to the general joy of the whole table
--William Shakespeare, Macbeth

I'm allergic to grass...Hey' it could be worse - I could be allergic to beer.
--Champion Golfer Greg Norman

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh,I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.